Darth vader steps in the canteen and says....
Vader: I will have the Pana Ala Arabya
Guy behind the counter: You'll need a tray
Vader: Do you know who i am
Guy behind the counter: Do you know who I AM
Vader: This is not a game of who the fu*ck are you. For I am Vader....Darth Vader
.....Lord Vader, I can kill you with a single thought
Guy behind the counter: You'll still need a tray
Vader: NO i do not need a tray.....i can kill you with the power of the force which is strong within me.....allthough i could kill you with a tray if i so wished.
Guy behind the counter: No the food is hot you'll need a tray to put the food on
Vader: Oh...i see.....I'm sorry
Darth Vader in the canteen ordering lunch
Started by Pretty green flames, Dec 14 2004 05:57 PM
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 10:06 AM
Obi-Wan and Luke Skywalker go for a Chinese.
Obi-Wan gets tucked in with his chopskicks.
Luke however is having some trouble with his.
There is Chop Suey here, Noodles there, and sweet and Sour Pork everywhere.
Obi-Wan turns to Luke and says........... ?Use the fork Luke?
Obi-Wan gets tucked in with his chopskicks.
Luke however is having some trouble with his.
There is Chop Suey here, Noodles there, and sweet and Sour Pork everywhere.
Obi-Wan turns to Luke and says........... ?Use the fork Luke?
"The Saltpeter is the Soule, the Sulphur the Life, and the Coales the Body of it"
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 01:07 PM
good one
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Posted 19 February 2005 - 05:10 PM
Lol, nice.
I prolly have loads of really bad jokes but i've squashed them away out of shame lol.
I prolly have loads of really bad jokes but i've squashed them away out of shame lol.
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