John and Mary are sitting having breakfast and John looks over at Mary and says "Do you know what Mary? When I first met you all I could think about was f*cking your brains out and sucking you tits dry!" Mary looks at John surprised but pleased, John then goes on...."And Mary, after thirty years I think I've actually managed it!"
[Edited on 12-6-2003 by Robbie414]
Having read through some of the jokes, I have decided this is not that rude!! Read me!
Started by Robbie414, Jun 09 2003 11:35 AM
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