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[Frozentech]

To the tune of "Mama Don't Let your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys"

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be pyro's
Don't let 'em shoot rockets and light them salutes
Don't let em talk bulls**t that's high as your boots.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be pyro's
They'll just play with thier 'toys' and make freakin' loud noise
'n track charcoal all over the rug.

Pyro's ain't easy to love and they're harder to please
They'll spend the whole paycheck on mail order from Harry G.
GOEX Black Powder and fine mesh magnalium and each night they light up the sky
If you don't like fireworks, and he don't die young
He'll probably just say "goodbye"

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be pyro's
Don't let 'em shoot rockets and light them salutes
Don't let em talk bulls**t that's high as your boots.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be pyro's
They'll just play with thier 'toys' and make freakin' loud noise
'n track charcoal all over the rug.

Pyro's like smokey old mortars and long hang-time glitter
Crossettes and hummers and fountains of flames in the night
Them that don't know him won't trust him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him.
He ain't nuts he's just different,
This hobby will make him do things neighbors think just ain't right.

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be pyro's
Don't let 'em shoot rockets and light them salutes
Don't let em talk bulls**t that's high as your boots.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be pyro's
They'll just play with thier 'toys' and make freakin' loud noise
'n track charcoal all over the rug.

--Frozentech 2006
from an idea by Painter

[PYRODUDE!!!]

Hahaha, lol. Nice work, did you make that up?

[Frozentech]

Hahaha, lol. Nice work, did you make that up?

Yeah, it was a late night beer-fueled project. Painter tossed that first line out there, and I was hooked on the idea.

[fishy1]

hehe, that's pretty good.

when's the CD out?

[zookeeper]

a late night beer-fueled project.

....Aren't all great projects started that way.