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[PanMaster]

Enter the Meatrix

[Rhodri]

Ummm...errrr.....I was going to have a steak tonight.

Thanks for pointing out the spiritual path Mr Master.

[bernie]

Lets see now ....there was a red capsule and a blue capsule. I can't remember if I took one or the other or both. Probobly both if I know me. My symtoms are that I crave meat but am compelled to ram my finger down my throat after eating it.

I will also follow a more spiritual path as soon as I can pull my head out of the toilet.

I promise to always kill my own free range chickens from now on.

I also promise to humanely and quickly slit the throat of any pig I eat from now on. This includes chasing the stinkin' b*st*rd through the swamp so it gets it's exercise before I eat it.

All this talk makes me want to hunt something down and kill it. Yummy.

[Rhodri]

Hey Bern!

Ever been to Texas? I've been told you get the best steaks in the world over there?

[Richard H]

Never tried a texan stake, but I do like a nice sizzlin' slab of Aberdeen Angus

[PanMaster]

Who eats wine gums or jelly sweets? I guess you have never thought what is in them? Say cow skin, cow bone marrow proteins as collagen for gelatine and of course CJD if you're unlucky.
Avoid factory farms, eat meat which is ORGANIC.

Edited by PanMaster, 14 December 2003 - 01:48 PM.

[bernie]

Never been to Texas. Friends of mine that have been out that way say that it takes days and weeks to drive across the damned thing. Might just go someday just to listen to them sweet Texan ladies talk with that accent of theirs. Makes my knees buckle. You gotta love cowgirls. That British accent that rolls off the lips of those gals over there has always been a favorite.

Panmaster, at least you didn't try to convice us all to eat tofu.

Hey Rhod, what the heck is that picture under your name. Looks like boiled oatmeal with carrots. Maybe a giant petrie dish filled with mad cow desease.

Edited by bernie, 14 December 2003 - 02:36 PM.

[The_Djinn]

Richard H, dont mean to make you drool but I just bought ?30 worth of Aberdeen Angus at my local market today. Cant find better steak than that around here

[Rhodri]

Aberdeen Angus - yum, yum! Almost as good as semintal beef!

Cowgirls eh?

Bern, it's a dish full of purified KNO3 - the full picture is a little better:

MY FULL SIZE AVATAR

ThinK I may take it off though because it is a little small!

POLL: SHOULD RHOD TAKE HIS AVATAR AWAY?

Edited by Rhodri, 14 December 2003 - 06:16 PM.

[StfuStuf]

No it looks like ugly soup Rhodri, and also the best streaks are from New Zealand and Alberta, CANADA!

I would first soak the pig in tenderisers or something to tenderise it and then chase it and then soak it again and eat it. Or just eat it raw and hope that bacteria doesn't exist in pigs that have ran.

[Steve]

"Some people have absolutuly far too much time"

"yes, but those people are wonderfull"

[a2wpyro]

lol that was a pretty cool video

[Phoenix]

Anyone got Reloaded on DVD?

Special Features disk > Press grey arrow in bottom left > MTV Movie Awards.

I only just noticed this, despite having had the DVD for months. It's really funny.

[tajmiester]

Yep, bought the reloaded DVD a couple of days ago in a sale. That MTV things great.