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to new heights of

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being absolute crap players

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while getting lots of

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abuse from the fans

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to just go on

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a jolly with their

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socks shoes and their

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portfires and various other

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very hot items buring

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holes in large pockets

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The story so far -
Once upon a time on a cold November morning, I went to the bathroom for a shower, shave and a look at the burn on th’end of my toothbrush, because I had a cigarette yesterday and the end dropped off and ignited some black powder in my trouser leg of my best pair of skimpy silk strides, what a cafuffle as I could not work out how to explain to my wife and her evil mother what just happened to my vast collection of elvis records and her very large battery operated array of Ann Summers toys. Hopefully she wont find out that it was my desire to wear her favourite pink fluffy handcuffs and her green visco fuse necklace with quick fuse pendant as a tribute to the England football team whose display was to be expected considering they’re overpaid mummies boys who havent ever fired their load or gone down on their knees to say that all is not well even though the German(s) lost world war two and one world cup they now took us to new heights of being absolute crap players while getting lots of abuse from the fans to just go a on jolly with their socks and shoes and portfires and various other very hot items burning holes in large pockets -

and burning the hairs

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from my favourite pet

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beaver which was wet

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with alchohol 75/25 mix

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and singed beyond recognition