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[Stuart]

http://home.alltel.n...ick/ubpyro.html

Good deal of these are true

[BigG]

http://home.alltel.n...ick/ubpyro.html

Good deal of these are true

Hmmm. I'm sort of worried now. About 87.3% of the lines on that site - I can relate too....

[Stuart]

About 87.3%

That an approximate?

[BurlHorse]

Could'nt resist G......

Quantitative Comparisons Of Postal Regulations...............

Aerosols - same over here, so much for the whipped cream.....

Batteries which are not in original package ? Lead acid batteries not permitted at all- Makes sense, who wants to be weighted down when they are trying to deliver all these undeliverables...

Compressed/Flammable gases - Does that include the flatulant postal workers, I know my post carrier has delivered some real whoppers on many an occasion!

Clinical and Medical waste - Clinical Medicine has always been a waste so how come they will deliver the dag gone bills via postal.......

Counterfeit Currency and back notes, Counterfiet postage stamps - No worries here, my color printer just ran out of green ink, back notes? are those like the ones you put on the class goofs back that say "Kick Me or some such? Since I can't mail anything over there anyway, might as well roll these black and red stamps into bottle rockets.....

Corrosives - Hmmmmm, will have to think about that one... so much for getting any fancy smanschy vinegar for the fish........ Shucks...No hot sauce either?

Dry Ice - not even on Halloween? you mean Ohmaha Steak Company can't deliver these mothwatering ribeyes I was Sending Richard..... Sorry Boss...

Filth - the printed kind or the organic kind?

Flammable liquids or solids - Almost everything is flammable at some point or another........(Mental Note, can't send letters on paper in envelopes to UK.... , shoot, can't even write them in pen or pencil...... )

Foreign Lottery tickets - Shoot, and I was gonna attempt to make all of you millionaires...... Sorry guys..

Indecent, obscene and offensive material - WHAT? No Penthouse home delivery, now thats sad.........

Infectious Substances - After a lettter has been handled by umpteen people, I'll just bet there's something infectious going on.....

Living Creatures (except fishfly and insects for use of food for exotic pets) Hows about we petition the manufacturers of flying fish fuse to relable it as fishfly.....just a thought.....

Oxidising Material and organic peroxide - OK, so the Perc has to be de-perc'd and the peroxide has to be de-peroxided, No problem!

Pesticides - I digress to the age old argument of what constitutes "Pest" and what we use to rid the planet of them......

Radioactive Material - Ain't got none anyway, United Nuclear has the market cornered........

Toxic and other Substances - Junk mail is Toxic if you ask me, but I'll bet they still deliver it......

Weapons and ammunitions - This one isn't funny so I'll leave it alone or leave it to fed-ex

HAHA,

Regards, Stay Green and smile,

Bear