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[bernie]

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" --
Capt. E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" --Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 b.c.

2. "Aw c'mon. The @#$%ing people don't count as much as the electoral college, do they?"-- G.W. Bush to the US Supreme Court, 2000

AND . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003

[BurlHorse]

Superb, Bernie Superb, ROTHFLMASO...........................haha

Bear

[Richard H]

[Rhodri]

Bernie, my crown is now yours sir!

[Phoenix]

Excellent, but I can think of a 12th -
@#$% me! Let's do that again! -- Some Chinese alchemists, 845 AD

Edited by Phoenix, 21 February 2004 - 02:32 PM.

[pyrodude]

Where the @#$% do you get all these from!!!!!!

[RegimentalPyro]

No way is that a real @#$%ing gun - John Lennon

[Richard H]

That's not the f**king elixur of life! - Chinese alchemists