Cool. Now you have an old guitar, rightIt happened....... I just ordered a fender squeir affinity fat strat. I like the guitar, and the humbucker just sealed the deal!
I suggest you do some customisation (on the old one). Carving is always fun - just buy some chisels. Failing that, a random psychadelic paint job is always good. Perhaps you could hammer the frets out, add a bass string, and make a fretless half-baritone. That would be nice. Oh, and when you're done painting, add a headstock-mounted fireball launcher